jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.

"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."

by i821u812 February 27, 2009

roasting the beans

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.

Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

by RockinTits423 February 7, 2009

organic jelly beans

rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.

I peed my pants when I saw the kids running around gobbling up the organic jelly beans near the church lawn.

by Mills fokk August 1, 2009

beanshack

1. a shack full of mexicans, usually illegal
2. where all the mexicans hang out
3.where the beaners roll

I saw a beantank outside the beanshack.

How to clear a beanshack-
stand on the roof and yell 'Immigration!!'

by fredalicious February 1, 2007

beans-bite

An obnoxiously large bite usually used when mooching food off of somebody

A beans-bite pisses almost everyone off

Beans: "hey dude can i have a bite?"

Cole: "alright but don't take a beans-bite"

.....

Cole: "asshole"

by hatredtrain May 10, 2010

beansong

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.

Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III August 23, 2015