Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

bateren glory

A very talented person

He is a Bateren Glory

by 9jaPrince November 22, 2020

Battery Acid

Any kind of monster energy drink and alot of candy inside of it.

girl: Ayo my new battery acid drink was fucking sick

Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid

girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude

by hoeyaa June 1, 2021

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

darth bater

1) Someone who breathes heavily while masterbating resulting in a sound reminiscent of darth Vader.

2) Someone who is overly excited about anything Star Wars related, almost to the point where they seem like they'd whip it out and start jacking it to a new Star Wars trailer.

"Could you keep it down in the computer room, you are being a darth bater."

by Edgar Allen Mango November 9, 2017