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Bastitute

A male prostitute of illegitimate birth. In other words, a bastard gigolo, or a bastard prostitute. Bastitute is a fun word to say.
You see that guy on the corner over there? He's throwing himself out to the girls like he's a Bastitute. He wasn't raised the right way and now he's just throwing himself out there.
by Zequa October 15, 2012
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Batshit Breeding

When a batshit crazy woman sexually assaults a teenage boy in an attempt to impregnate herself and creates more hellspawn. This process is then repeated for several generations in an attempt to create the Anti-Christ.
Man1: Hey where were you last night

Man2: I had to fight of one of women batshit breeding
by JsLovehandles August 28, 2014
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Bashionista

One who openly mocks new styles, fads and trendsetters out of righteous indignation.
Marla was acting like such a bashionista when she called Tom’s hoodie with the built in ball cap ugly.
by Johnny Donut May 24, 2018
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Sick Basht

Bastardised, chavvy version of the term 'Bastard'. Pronounciation: 'Bashed'
Nick: Look, ben just ate three packs of pickled onion Monster Munch. Sick Basht!

Stevey Cwshd: Look at Medwyn's hair! Sick Basht!
by Tom Wilsht July 8, 2007
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Critter Bashing

The act of killing or injuring a small mammal or amphibion. Commonly seen in Western Pennsylvania.
Hey man, let's go critter bashing at my house tonight!

He broke his leg critter bashing.
by MLK20 August 30, 2011
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Scoomy bashing

When you have low self esteem so you go to the special school and beat up retarded kids for fun.
"hey bro, I'm feeling like shit, wanna go Scoomy bashing?"
by Scoomy bashers! November 16, 2013
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hipster bashing

When a known hipster, lacks self-awareness and makes fun of another person for being too hipster
John (a bearded, skinny jean/plaid wearing hipster walking into Whole Foods) says to Sarah, "Dude! Really? Look at that guy over there on a single speed bike carrying a case of coconut water and PBR in a vegan messenger bag!"

Sarah: "John! You are totally hipster bashing that guy!"
by hipsterme March 6, 2016
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