Paint the Barn 

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

Paint the Barn by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007

Muck Your Barn 

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck

Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.

Muck Your Barn by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013

beer barn 

A barn in which sells and distributes beer. Fills kegs. to minors.

Lets go get throwed at the beer barn.

beer barn by Satx August 19, 2006

jackin da cheese from da barn 

To steal money from a house.

"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"

jackin da cheese from da barn by David March 16, 2004

p-barn 

a general term for porno websites

"I went to da p-barn today on da school network." A Black Guy
"You've got 90 after-school detentions, faggot." A teacher
"Fuck you, motha fucka." The Black Guy
"You're suspended" the teacha

p-barn by big time games May 22, 2004

Mucky Barn

When a man is giving anal, and quickly yanks his cock out of her asshole and cums all over her back, resulting in AIDS

Ok, I'll fuck you, just no mucky barns

Mucky Barn by Zack Portr March 15, 2009

Ridgefield Barn 

The greatest place on earth. An awesome place to meet great people and not the usually Ridgefield douchebag.

Guy 1: hey i want to meet someone cool in ridgefield

Guy 2: lets go to peachwave!

Guy 1: are you crazy? im goin to the ridgefield barn!

Ridgefield Barn by yankees2738 January 3, 2014