Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007

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Muck Your Barn

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck

Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.

by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013

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beer barn

A barn in which sells and distributes beer. Fills kegs. to minors.

Lets go get throwed at the beer barn.

by Satx August 19, 2006

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jackin da cheese from da barn

To steal money from a house.

"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"

by David March 16, 2004

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p-barn

a general term for porno websites

"I went to da p-barn today on da school network." A Black Guy
"You've got 90 after-school detentions, faggot." A teacher
"Fuck you, motha fucka." The Black Guy
"You're suspended" the teacha

by big time games May 22, 2004

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