banoonacorn

A mythical unicorn-like beast with the normal narwhal-like horn being replaced with a partially eaten banana.

We sat silently in the moonlight and watched the elegant banoonacorn stumble clumsily through the meadow

by ScienceBitch August 10, 2012

Bazoonkers

Driven so crazy that "insane" can't even discribe it

Hey! Knock it off! You are driving me bazoonkers!

by Ice sludge October 16, 2012

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

by Grooveyard December 12, 2012

Babmoon

A new trend that requires mooning people with a red painted butt

John: Hey Dude look over here
Jake: What is it?

John pulls down his pants and Babmoons Jake

Jake: Ah Darnit! You Baabmooned me!

by wordtoshad December 20, 2012

Baboonoids

Having hemorrhoids so bad, your arse resembles a baboon's.

I'd love to take a ride in your motorcycle, but unfortunately, my baboonoids are acting up.

by Euqinimod September 28, 2014

Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 6, 2015

baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly December 10, 2015