bald fucker

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head

person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

The Bald Eagle

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

by danton2015 May 12, 2011

bald eagle

to go really fast like with nitro.

dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!

by carnivipony September 28, 2010

Bald Martin

Bold Martin like people sucking his feet

Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet

by Bald Martin is a god August 1, 2020

bald niple

A young, hairless ball-sack (a.k.a. male jailbait)

She fondled his bald niple.

by Rob D September 16, 2004

Bald Eagle

Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.

Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.

Canon: Hope he's good looking...

Matt: (Punches Canon)

by mosh 54 February 9, 2010

Balding the tires

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

by Editor man March 4, 2008