Joe Badass

A white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. Found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. Should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.

Me: Hey look at this Joe Badass in the car next to us.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.

Joe Badass by David Puddy July 24, 2008

The Tao Of Badass

The Tao of Bad Ass is a Dating Program/Ebook that teaches you techniques in approaching women, getting women to approach you, and ultimately getting the woman/women of your dreams.

Further Information:

thetaoofbadassreviewer.org

Paddy was a virgin until he discovered The Tao Of Badass Program.

The Tao Of Badass by reviewman March 5, 2013

Mister Badass

1. A guy in South Carolina who whines more than any woman I know.

2. A guy who thinks he's all that and several bags of potato chips.

3. Guy who choreographs a dance so he's the center of attention.

4. A guy who causes more drama than any PMS'ing girl.

5. A guy who looks good, but when he opens is mouth is shunned by the ladies.

Mister Badass ditched the guys to go hang with the bitches.

Mister Badass by joe brown April 21, 2004

steelfist badass 

best name ever

i be steelfist badass

steelfist badass by stoner ninja May 20, 2010

Going Badass 

Being in a public place, no concern for other people's existence. Not giving a flying fuck who you tick off because you don't care. You are aware of how you are inconveniencing everyone but you are too tired to care about anyone but yourself and how cool you look not caring.

"Hey, you see that asshole Going Badass?"

"You can't blame him he just doesn't care anymore."

Going Badass by urban literary consultant May 31, 2014

Innocent Badass 

A person that is really chill and nice but when it’s tike to do some business he’s a badass If you have seen one be there friend there the ride or dies

My friends the best he’s an innocent badass he’s a ride or die

Innocent Badass by YoThatOneKidTeo November 2, 2019

little badass

A little badass is fully grown person who is under 5’3. That’s it.😌

Melanie is under 5 feet tall as an adult-she is a little badass!

little badass by melaniedavis550 June 1, 2021