Bable Fish

A strange thing that denies faith.

Bable Fish argument.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.

by Piper McCloud December 15, 2012

bacne

acne or pimples on a persons back

john never removed his shirt when he went to the beach , embarrassed of his severe bacne

by j tarantino October 29, 2006

jew bagle

a money hoarding no life who mooches off all of his friends

No Slinky, you cant have any more; damn jew bagle.

by aninocntbystndr February 7, 2010

bachelorette

A term describing an unmarried woman, usually used to describe an affianced woman having a night on the town with her friends soon before her wedding.

Also used by single women who find the term "spinster" too old-fashioned and "prude" inapplicable.

The bachelorette and her friends thoroughly enjoyed the Chippendales show.

It will be a long time before the word "bachelorette" gains the acceptance enjoyed by the word "bachelor".

by Bec-Ann May 1, 2006

bacne

zits located on the back

"Hey dude, you have the worst case of bacne i've ever seen."

by Emily Paige January 3, 2008

Bable

A place to sit at a restaurant that had a booth on one side of the table and chairs on the other side.

Jorge was so fat, but loved sitting in a booth, he always sat at a bable when going out to eat.

by hockeyfaninaz October 30, 2008

Backed

The term used to describe the wanting of sex with an individual

"That girl is well fit, she'd definitely get backed!"

by ThaBiZzLExUKx March 10, 2009