shark attack

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

ballsack attack

an attack aimed at or in the general direction of a ballsack; an attack concieved with the intention of inflicting harm on a ballsack in any way

"Hey Justin Beck, remember that ballsack attack. That's what left u with the name Empty Sack," says King Evan.

by Batcave Squatter July 9, 2003

spac attack

verb: going mental or crazy about something. Getting mad.

"Hey look, don't have a spac attack over it!!"

by Swinggal June 11, 2006

nut sack attack

When doing your partner doggy style, your nut sack will smack wildy against your partner's ass/legs/whatever, and make a loud clapping sound.

Dude, I could hear your nut sack attack through the wall last night.

by Mike DW February 19, 2008

spaz attack

To get overly excited about something.

Common at least since the mid 1950s.

Come on, Louie, don't have a spaz attack!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

boner attack

This could be your worst...nightmare

Some people have this..."disease"
Boner-attack is a sudden boner even you are not thinking malicious or anything, nothing, it just attacks you,anytime.And you can barely walk.

It would be embarrassing if you're in class, office, or any publics places.
It may look funny if you seen one but it hurts.

Person 1: Damn, I was walking on the park with my friends,then I had a boner attack, all people was laughing their asses off.
Person 2:................................

I wish I can saw that moment.
Person 1:(grabs pan).

...

by Spamfood December 19, 2009

False Flag Nuclear Attack

A nuclear attack performed by a government on its own people to forward its own social agenda.

"The American people wouldn't let the US invade Iran, so the US nuked itself and blamed it on Iranian nationals".

by Hixx September 6, 2005