assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

assmate by Mark H July 15, 2004

Asswater 

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003

Escape from Asscatraz 

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.

Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz

Escape from Asscatraz by Lubrato April 12, 2010

Asstatistic 

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

assatall 

A genetic condition of having no ass at all

I bought some Brazilian jeans to cure my assatall.

assatall by ThicChic April 19, 2018

Assratt 

A stank as turd blown out your ass. The kind that smells so bad nothing can mask the smell.

I just dropped an assratt. Don’t go in there.

Ok....who busted the assratt? Nasty.

Assratt by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Assatall 

A nice way of saying "whoop his ass!"

Tori told Christi to "kick that assatall baby" as she played her opponent in pool at Mr. Cues Billiards.

Assatall by CIA_thepoolplayer November 20, 2018