An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
A person (usually a male) that is addicted to asses. More specifically anal sex, gapes, and puckering assholes.
More and more young males across the globe are experiencing this addiction most likely due to the high availability of hardcore anal pornography on the internet.
The leaders in the pornography industries have found that there is a very high demand for gaping asses and have been catering to this extreme fetish for several years now.
Adam - "Rob, stop watching hardcore anal porn, you're desentizing yourself you anal addict"
Rob - "I can't help it man, besides, deep inside you, no pun intended, there's a hardcore anal addict too and you know it."
(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.
(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.
Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.
1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.