Alcohol Nazi 

alcohol+nazi One who tries to limit your drinking, by taking away your alcohol and/or making it difficult for you to drink more

I want another beer, quit being such an alcohol nazi.

Alcohol Nazi by Greg February 17, 2005

Alcohol 

The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Alcohol by TurkTurkleton August 21, 2011

Alcohol 

Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.

Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.

Alcohol by nethcev! August 21, 2006

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism 

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

alcohol-fuelled bragster 

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

alcohol-fuelled bragster by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008

Alcoholist 

Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.

Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.

All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.

Alcoholist by whitie1234 August 30, 2010

Alcoholike 

A person who really likes alcohol but in denial of being an alcoholic.

Michael was telling people he wasn't an alcoholic but an alcoholike!

Alcoholike by Michaels friend(: May 13, 2011