Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.

The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan

by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

alabama bush

When you light a girls pussy hairs on fire and put it out with your tongue

Lick the cat perform the Alabama bush

by Jay Ter July 31, 2016

Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches

Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin

by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012

Alabama Wasp

When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.

My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp

by fakkinshet August 27, 2013