Aborapist

Arbor (trees). Rapist. Aborapist (are-boar-ah-pist)
noun - A person who holds an irrationally strong attraction to physical books. When these people talk about libraries, book stores or any large collection of physical books they usually get doe-eyed, dreamy or downright manic.
Their attitude usually extends to a great deal of hatred towards eBook technology (or anything that would supersede the prevalence of physical books as the predominant medium for information storage)

Sally: "Your kindle sucks, REAL books are so much better! I could wander around book stores all day, I want to LIVE in a book store... or a library. Don't you love the smell of old books?"
Johnny: "You are such an aborapist!"

by Ghost_Inside November 13, 2012

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

abort an aberration

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

aborgasm

Faking an orgasm to end a disappointing sexual encounter. Portmanteau of abort and orgasm.

He was shit in bed so I had an aborgasm and I dipped out of there.

by RabidScotty June 26, 2017

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

aborshawna

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by @Aborshawna January 17, 2021

Southside Abortion

when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.

shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?

by tom kittytinkle September 26, 2010