Kool-Aid Konundrum

In formal terms:

"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."

Simply put:

"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."

Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."

Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"

by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006

Kool Aid

According to Dane Cook, Kool Aid is a big talking bowl of punch wearing tights who breaks through your walls screaming "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Most children love the giant bowl of punch, but Dane wants Kool Aid man to fix his wall before his dad comes home and beats him with a toaster.

Damn that stupid bowl of punch broke through my wall again!
Fuck that Kool Aid man!

by Dana T. May 21, 2008

Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

cum aid

The act of cuming in a cup then putting kool aid powder mix in it then have the girl drink it all.

Hay john last night i made a girl drink my cum aid.

by cum aid123 May 24, 2011

reggin-aid

kool-aid. comes from the word reggin a.k.a nigger spelled backwards, and from black peoples' favorite drink. Hence, reggin-aid.

who wants some fruit punch reggin-aid?!

by i can't think of a pseudonym October 21, 2008

kool aid

Something to temporarily die your hair with. Works very well and stays in for about 5 days. Stays in longer if you have platinum blonde hair.

I died my platinum blonde hair red for halloween with Kool Aid. Now, on the 11 of november, my hair still has a pink tint.

by Ka November 11, 2004

rasta kool-aid

Bong water. Also known as Jamaican kool-aid.

Shanaugh spilled rasta kool-aid all over Jarvis and now he smells really bad!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009