Aftershits

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.

'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'

by Trace Element September 7, 2005

Afternoon Delight

An "Afternoon Delight" is a code word for intimacies during one's lunch break, a phrase made popular by The Starland Vocal Band, with these lyrics "Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight."

Jim went to Jane's apartment on his lunch break for an Afternoon Delight.

by Frederick F. October 23, 2005

AFTER DINNER MINT

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.

Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!

by the.hatter March 3, 2007

After Glow

1. The look of satisfaction on a woman's face and her emotional state after achieving an orgasm brought on by amazing sex.

2. The "aura" surrounding a woman after an orgasm

"I fucked Susan so hard last night she blinded me with her After Glow"

by C24O September 28, 2009

The Afterlife

The Afterlife is, in a logical point of view, a(n) imaginary place. If The Afterlife is real, it would be a(n) inevitable, commonly active force in our universe or, if true, our MULTI-verse that reacts to the once living but recently dead force resonating in the corpse(s) of one, many, most, or ALL creatures. Once that Commonly Active Force reacts to a corpse:

1. Like how we civilians recycle, WE in general could be recycled or reincarnated, as the same species or a different one. And that reincarnation can take place in our world, or a different one, or from one to the other.
2. That corpses force could be revived in a parallel universe as the same person but in a different timeline, if there is one.

I know my parents will live on, because they'll be going to The Afterlife.

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 21, 2019

Day after balls

The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.

I delayed my bj for fear that she would smell my day after balls.

by Mac Linton May 20, 2005

afterpiss

the piss used to clear the penal shaft of cum or shit after sex or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.

during the afterpiss I hit the toilet tank with a cum/piss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.

by the mac al March 4, 2006