Richard Gere

A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.

Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"

by PPabs October 12, 2003

Dirty Richard

When your dick is so huge that it barely fits in her pussy

His dick was so big. He gave me a dirty richard

by Richardisgod December 14, 2020

michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people

"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."

by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006

richard newcomer

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

Richard Gere

Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.

Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.

by Miniskwinkie December 28, 2005

richard head

Another name for "dick head"

"You are such a richard head"

by Rich T May 17, 2006

satchel of richards

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

by anonymous February 1, 2021