Arse Wipe

Name Given to people that are just retards

Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.

by jbfhjjabfjb December 16, 2010

go wipe

As in "You'd better go wipe". A common retort
made to someone who has had an almost ridiculous streak of good luck while playing cards (usually poker).

Common in West-Central Pennsylvania.

That's the fourth hand in a row, Josh, 'You'd better go wipe!'

by Justin Zelman January 15, 2006

gar wipes

The adult version of baby wipes used to wipe off the Greasy Ass Residue from your behind.

My swamp ass is bad today. Good thing I got gar wipes in the bathroom.

by studboy September 19, 2006

Red Wipe

This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.

Bidets help with that.

Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!

Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.

by RobYo November 9, 2009

angel wipe

When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process.

When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse.

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Indian wipe

To clean ones bottom with a bare finger like they do in India

Man, I told you to get toilet paper yesterday, I had to Indian wipe for the second day in a row!

by AJ10101 November 25, 2011

Post Wipe

Wiping again after taking a dump even though you wiped thoroughly the first time.

Wiping up a juicy fart.

"Man, I got some bowel problems cause I've post wiped three times already."

"Yo, dude I gotta post wipe before we go."

by J dizzle and the shnizzle December 29, 2007