yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

Yer

Yeah sure

Are you home? Yer

by The Player For The Girls February 13, 2020

Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better

Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw

by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022

sling yer hook

Go away, leave here

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!

by Colwingnut February 18, 2023

Yer Somethin'

This is often used to describe all the good qualities of a person without actually describing all the qualities at one time. Packing all the good in one box with no fancy wrapping paper.

Sally just acted out a series of good heart warming acts. Johnny didn't want to describe everything he thought was nice in a ten minute conversation so he just replied, "Yer Somethin'"

by TooGoodG August 18, 2011

Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019