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golden wonder

An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.

Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.

Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
You betcha!”
by Mark Curtis April 6, 2005
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The Wonder Kiss

When first, mommy gives daddy a blowjob. Immediately thereafter, she gives you a kiss good night.
The beauty of The Wonder Kiss is that you just wondered if it has happened to you.
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three hole wonder

A `3 hole wonder' is a woman who takes a man's penis sexually, in all 3 oracles (holes) of her body. Ex: oral, vaginal, and anal.
Oral Vaginal Anal three hole wonder
by Chica_DiaMonté November 21, 2013
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One beer wonder

1. A person that become intoxicated after a very small ammount of alcohol.
Person 1: Hey, look at Dart, he passed out! How much did he have?

Person 2: Haha, he had one beer!

Person 1: Haha, that kids a one beer wonder.
by Mr. Mackey, umm kay April 27, 2006
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Two Hit Wonder

1) To have two hits, then fade from popularity
2) To be a one hit wonder that returns with a second hit later on in his/her career
Billy Ray Cyrus is an example of two hit wonder because he first rose to fame with "Achy Breaky Heart" and then came back strong years later with Hannah Montana.
by Kink E. Sizemore July 23, 2010
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one-nut wonder

A guy that has one testicle that is undescended, or a guy that has had a nut removed due to testicular cancer.
That Mike Lowell is a one-nut wonder! (and his head is huge!)
by Elevcode December 3, 2005
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Stevie Wonder

If god is love, and love is blind. Stevie Wonder must be god
by Mittens.... you know. January 28, 2009
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