woodle

A really really cute lil man that can’t be described as anything other than just really cute and fluffy and adorable

The president of Ireland is just so cute, he’s such a woodle.

by meggielouu November 16, 2022

Wordle

Some random-ass word guessing game in which you try to find a 5-letter word. You get six turns, and various letters are colored in either gray, yellow, or green. Gray letters aren't in the word, yellow letters are in the word but in the wrong position, and green letters are in the word and in the correct position. At least hundreds of people brag every day about their Wordle victories on Twitter, or to scream and rant about how difficult the daily word is. There are also a fuckton of fangames based off of Wordle.

Person 1: Hey, what was your score on the Wordle today?
Person 2: I got 3/6, and WordleBot said Luck 67/99 Skill 81/99.
Person 1: Neat, I got 4/6 but I'm too poor to afford the paywall required to use WordleBot.

Some random twitter user:
Wordle 696 3/6
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
My daily Zodiac said that it would be a great day today and I can already see why!

by bruhmanxdlol December 8, 2022

Wordlestalker

A person who calls or texts you moments after you share your Wordle result for that day.

Sarah is a Wordlestalker … I will text my Wordle result for the day and she will immediately try to call me.

by J-Booty February 11, 2023

widdlewhackled

to be absolutely astonished or surprised.

"My science teacher was widdlewhackled after I ate the dry ice for a dollar. I'm in the hospital now."

by realPayaso February 25, 2023

Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023

Waddle

A waddle is the collective noun for a group of women walking slowly down a hallway, often chatting.

Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I got stuck behind a waddle in the hall.

by Sunnyaussie April 9, 2023

wodder

Big greasy bald man who thinks he is solid and drinks all the time

Look at that wodder over there

by Smither June 17, 2023