2 definition by meggielouu

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two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.
lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!
by meggielouu February 04, 2012

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When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.
John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!
by meggielouu September 06, 2019

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