Definitions by meggielouu

woodle 

A really really cute lil man that can’t be described as anything other than just really cute and fluffy and adorable

The president of Ireland is just so cute, he’s such a woodle.

woodle by meggielouu November 16, 2022

Bagel AF 

When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.

John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!

Bagel AF by meggielouu September 6, 2019

bagel 

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

bagel by meggielouu March 10, 2012