Weekend Whorrior

A person that looks forward to unleashing their inner sexual freak on the weekend.

"You know that prude girl from accounting?"
"Yea, why?"
"I took her out this weekend, and she let me run the numbers on her all nite long"
"Nice. Sounds like you found a Weekend Whorrior"

by JByrdLa May 18, 2010

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Beenie Weenie

A dance originating in Louisiana.

Do the Beenie Weenie.

by Mister Davis August 4, 2007

Windows Weenie

A computer user who refuses to believe there is anything better than Windows, regardless of any logical evidence to the contrary.

Windows User: "Man, Macs really suck, you can't even do Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
Mac User: 'You're such a Windows Weenie!"

by Jessejay January 1, 2009

Chill Weekend

After you work your long tiring work week, you eagerly await going home to relax and do things that require little effort and intellect for the whole weekend. During these moments of immobilization, your friends annoyingly become adamant in their attempts to get you out.

You: <I>Wassup, man. This week was brutal. I'm going to crash for 48 hours, oh fo sho. Chill weekend.</I>
Your friend: <I>OH HELL NO! I cant let you do that! This is the time for living! Time waits for no one! Man, look at it like this. Before you know it, we'll be old as dirt. And what will we have to show for it? Weekends where we wasted time!</I>
You : <I>Dude, its only one weekend! We've partied the last five weekends! Chill out, you tool!</I>
(hangs up)

by chillguy December 15, 2008

Weegie

1. (n) A slang term for a person from Glasgow. Sometime used in a derogatory manner. 2. (proper N.) An internet nickname referring to Luigi of Super Mario Bros Fame. 3. (n) A mispronunciation of Ouija, as in "Weegie Board".

1. John got punched in the face after he called that guy a weegie.
2. Captain Falcon? Please, I can pwn you with Weegie.
3. Weegie Boards are so fake, I don't see why you consult it for everything.

by Cube B August 12, 2008