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wastedead

When you're drunk enough that you're on the brink of death.
Person 1: Dude you're back from the hospital, you good?

Person 2: Yea man, I was only wastedead. Thank God I didn't take another shot.
by Chaz Badazz April 12, 2016
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wastedly lane

A place one can go to emotionally while wasted where they reminisce how things in the past were so much better than they are now. It's the euphoric interpretation of memory lane and often exaggerates the positives.
Bobby: Man, remember when we'd walk to get pizza at Gino's after hangin' at Trevor's house? It was so great! Betsy would be workin'. Remember? I miss those days, man!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!
by von groovy June 9, 2017
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by Not WastedKelce July 13, 2019
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Wasted

Things that people/you must say instead Rest In Peace
When your friends/lover/family or anyone who very close to you passed away
You just say: wasted

When your president or other leader died
You just say: wasted

When you died
Others just say: wasted
by Sir. B January 18, 2020
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wattermore

What a fucking wattermore
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wastedshroom

A badass who never topfrags
wastedshroom cant topfrag
by DankLordMemer September 30, 2020
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Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
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