tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

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Warre

Warre is a guy with a huge cock, blond hair and blue eyes. Everyone looks up to Warre.

Damn, that's a Warre there

by Blitzl October 14, 2020

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The Warden

A Minecraft mob being added to Minecraft in the "Caves and Cliffs Update". This mob can one-shot you if you don't wear armour and takes 7 hearts of damage with full netherite armour.

The Warden killed me and I lost all my loot.

by the1andonlydefinitiongiver1 October 8, 2020

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