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whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.
Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?
by JB February 27, 2005
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blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."
by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006
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Wiggety Wiggety Whack!

Wiggety Wiggety Whack!: Something, or someone that is so out of the normal that a regular word/phrase just doesn't do justice to the situation.
Ever since that old man got his leg shot off in Nam, the way he walks is all Wiggety Wiggety Whack!
by Sam Yellek May 23, 2006
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Liberal Whack-Job

Another sterotype that is popular in the Conservative Hate Culture. To call some this name means that you have no respect for people with dissenting views.
"I never thought Bob would stoop so low as to call Paul a Liberal Whack-Job" Tim said with disbelief.
by ????^_^???? October 23, 2006
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whack M.C.

One who peddles whack rhymes around your hood. see also jibberish
"Chad be a whack M.C.."
by Joey! January 22, 2004
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Human Whack-a-mole

Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.
Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?

Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.
by flacido domingo May 31, 2009
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Ode Fat Whack

A person who constantly sits on their fat arse chilling in their room. This person is often found cooking ridiculously large dinners, taking it to their room and festering for days.
Ashton the Ode Fat Whack...

Ode Fat Whack, yeh, he's in his room.

Ode Fat Whack is getting his feast on.
by Mr Egg.And.Spoon August 31, 2010
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