videogamist

someone who palys videogames but they're too retarded to say videogamer

my dad is videogamist and he beats me and his wife

by nigger jawline July 3, 2019

Videogame warfare

(v.) Videogame warfare is warfare from which the mainstay of the action involves very little physical combat. it is more a matter of planes drop bombs, guided missiles drop in, troops over-run the remaining enemy, grantign them quarter. It stresses a heavy reliance on technology and enemy intelligence.

FOR: Done properly, it is less costly in terms of home casualties.

AGAINST: The smallest slip up in planning or intelligence, and a costly mistake will be made, both in monetary terms and later, in lives.

Videogame warfare has been the mode of operation for some units since the 50's, and it will become more common in the future.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

videogame nerd

A videogame nerd is someone who plays videogames all the time and likes final fantasy and cheetoes

" dammit lij whyd u turn off final fantasy 7!?"

"Shut up ryan and jordan all you do is get high and eat cheetoes"

" Haha videogame nerd "

by J2 the Ord April 6, 2005

E.T. The Videogame

One of the worst videogames ever made for the NES.
For 8-Bit, there could've been a lot more storyline.
The graphics are decent, but the gameplay is atrocious. You walk around and do nothing. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!

Kid from the 2000s: What do you think of "E.T."
Kid from the 90s: An excellent movie, but the NES game " E.T. The Videogame"
took part of my childhood away....
2000s:......................Dang....................

by @1@$ February 24, 2011

videogamer555

Videogamer555 (VG) is a person who lives In His Parent's Basement, Seattle. He works at Safeway. He is a 30+ year old white male, who likes to watch anime. Sometimes he acts dumb, but in reality, he's a really smart person. he usually hangs out in Omniarchive or plays Fortnite. He takes Rana, a fictional character, as his younger sister.

Me: Hello Videogamer!
Videogamer555: Hello.

by mamma mia it's a me mario September 13, 2020

videogame driver

A vehicle-driver, generally a younger person, who apparently thinks that they can drive because they have grown up playing far too many driving or race-car videogames. Generally, the person swerves and zigzags in and out of traffic without use of turn-signals or any courtesy or concern for safety, cutting away any stopping-distance between the affected vehicles, or drives to endanger as though "game over" simply means hitting the "Play Again" button.

That videogame driver jerk just zoomed up behind me, swerved around and cut me off without warning, then swerved their way through another dozen cars like it's some sort of racing-game. Jerk-- apparently can't see that no one can go any faster!

by Buggy June 16, 2008

videogamed

Verb: to be completely screwed by a videogame. Usually happens when the computer pulls some bullshit on you so they can win, or when your teammate who is a computer A.I. screws you over so that your friend who is on the other team wins. See also steamy lincoln.
Also in games like HALO 2 when you melee an opponent 3 times on the head and they don't die and you lost rockets.
Then the guy on the other team takes the rockets and kills the last three guys on your team for a Killtacular, that should never had happened in the first place, to win the game. F'in Bungie....oh yeah, EA GAMES sucks too.

Steamy Lincoln: Damn man, I was playing rushing attack today and the guy I was playing against ran back and forth behind the line of scrimmage to make my computer guys run into the fake linemen pads so he could get 4 consecutive TD's.
Cleveland Steamer: Yeah man, that sucks you got videogamed hard core.

by MicrothemeKing October 24, 2005