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chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.
Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
by happyending December 24, 2007
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valentines day

an evil plot that the flower,candy, and card company came up with to screw people out of money and to ither depress people or make them happy beyond all natural reason

also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now

omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared

muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa

damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
by urdirtygirl February 18, 2007
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Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation
by Khayman November 7, 2006
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valentino

A male with a lot of women a modern day word for gigolo... A handsome young man that appeals to womens feelings
Valentino is blessed with many women from alicia to janee to zekita. Even though hes bleesed with amny women some he will miss forever or untill summer
by ValentinoDerek September 5, 2008
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valentines day

Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
by Just The Facts February 18, 2007
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Valentino Maneuver

The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.
I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.
by jimsmom February 21, 2015
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Valence

Valence means Phenomenal.
Valence is a kind of guy who is caring but also hardcore to reveal his true feelings. Usually into sports as football and basketball. He is a complete mixture of brain and strength. He is a type of friend anyone could wish for.
Who is the guy taking care of you
Ohh! That’s #Valence

Wow! He’s really caring

I know right
by Phenomenal10 January 2, 2020
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