Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.

Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.

by JamesMinecraft April 14, 2021

vacuum warrior prince

The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.

by sigma_alpha_mu December 11, 2008

poop vacuum

The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.

Yo bro, that poop vacuum video you send me was fucking disgusting but savage as fuck!

by Poop Vacuum November 05, 2017

Rainbow Vacuum

A gay blow job.

Matix had a rainbow vacuum party.

by Deepration December 23, 2021

Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob

"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.

Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.

by Meowpop February 13, 2017