Vagina 

The female pleasure center and reproductive tool, whose needs men mistakenly believe they can satisfy while their women fake contentment and sneak into the bathroom later to find the real thing.

Maria stroked her lonely vagina consolingly.

Vagina by LorettaLee February 13, 2012

vagina 

something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into

vagina is fun to play with

vagina by thegreatcornholio May 10, 2008

Vagina Boob 

Possibly the greatest of all Family Guy quotes. 'Nuff said.

Red(Cleveland)-"It was months before he said two words to anyone"
Andy(Peter)-"Vagina boob."

Vagina Boob by fatginger November 15, 2010

Vagina Cleaner 

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

Vagina Cleaner by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009

Honorary Vagina 

The title given to
1) a male who voluntarily hangs around with girls rather than guys.
2) a male who will not pass on gossip/rumors/secrets he has learnt about girls to his male friends .

Colin's strapped on his honorary vagina for his big night out with the girls.

Ben won't tell us his secret about Melissa, he's got such a big honorary vagina.

Honorary Vagina by BJ51 December 9, 2008

Lightbulb Vagina 

A Lightbulb vagina is a vagina in which the opening is tight but the inside is wide like a lightbulb.

That girl needs to do some kegel exercises to fix her lightbulb vagina.

Lightbulb Vagina by Mira Mesa Headbutter September 1, 2011

unruly vagina 

An unruly vagina is one which is basically having a bad hair day. A vagina with pubic hair that is out of control.

1. Sheesh Joanne, you shouldn't wear your bikini until you get that unruly vagina under control.

2. Enola's unruly vagina was not a deterrent to those who would have her.

3. Deborah's unruly vagina could not be tamed, so she begrudgingly opted for a Brazilian.

unruly vagina by Princess SweetPea November 11, 2011