ultimate wingman

A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!

Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!

by The Devon! November 14, 2009

mk ultra

a CIA project in the 1950s where they did experiments for mind control.
CIA got fucked hard by this

LSD was created as a pill to use for mind control
a few people went crazy and killed themselves from taking it during mk ultra

by Dong Woo February 6, 2005

ultra sex

extremly good sex that weve all been denied.

start listening to more mindless self indulgence, people!!

by TheShit July 1, 2004

Ultra woke

An elitist with a focus on outwardly displaying their morals associated with protecting a perceived underdog group. Very much focused on oppression and those who are (often including themselves) perceived as victims. Sees the world as a collection of groups with archetypal behavior even though that contradicts a disdain for stereotypes. Usually loud, argumentative and unfunny.

Elizabeth is so ultra woke, she sees and calls out the sexism of Bernie and his friends

by Soulglo January 15, 2020

Michelob Ultra

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

by Kturk August 5, 2005

Ultraballing

A sexual position that can only be achieved by having sex inside a large tyre which is rolling down a hill.

Glenn wanted to go skating, but his girlfriend convinced him to go ultraballing with her.

by isikius July 27, 2009

Ultimos

Translates to "last ones" in Portuguese.

- A poet who writes angsty and emo-sounding poetry

- Someone who has very little grip on reality as a whole.

- Uses too much internet time.

- Has massive mood swings.

If somewhone exhibits all these traits, they are most likely an Ultimos.

"Looks as if Ultimos did another poem today. I read it, and he needs some help."

by Mike Isard December 19, 2004