tarts table

When creating a table in word and you center align all the text within the cells.

Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart

by Dean and Mark April 24, 2006

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.

The Knights of the Lunch Table own face.

by Tomohashi November 7, 2007

Run the Table

This saying comes from playing pool. It means to sink all of the balls on the table, not giving the competing party a chance to even shoot. In pool if you sink a ball you get to shoot again and keep shooting until you miss. Only if you miss does the other party get to shoot and keep shooting until he misses.

It has moved to other areas meaning to win it all, for instance a team winning all of its games in a season.

They will run the table, winning all of their games this year.

by Piper3456 October 7, 2016

tablespoon

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?

by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

table

a new way to call a girl with a small upper body

Yo bro, she's like a table. She doesn't have anything but legs.

by weedoholic June 5, 2017