by the wringler August 30, 2009
Get the pocket turds mug.When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.
Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
by xjayxpridex420 February 21, 2010
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When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
by It’s me bitch 69 June 17, 2019
Get the The Turdski ferry mug.The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021
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as in:
1) unbuttered dry toast
2)a persons lack of personality causing them to be bland and boring
origin: someone was once eating dry toast and due to the dryness and lack of saliva it denied them of being able to pronounce toast correctly. Hence the word turst instead of toast.
as in:
1) unbuttered dry toast
2)a persons lack of personality causing them to be bland and boring
origin: someone was once eating dry toast and due to the dryness and lack of saliva it denied them of being able to pronounce toast correctly. Hence the word turst instead of toast.
OMG i couldn't decide whether to have butter or jam so i just had turst.
why the fuck would anyone like her?!? Eileen is turst.
why the fuck would anyone like her?!? Eileen is turst.
by fluffysugar May 31, 2009
Get the Turst mug.Tufts: A university for kids who worked just as hard (and on occasion harder) the their Ivy peers in high school, but just weren't interesting enough to get into the Ivys.
Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.
Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.
student a: yo, you wanna pregame tonight?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?
by bored&bitter October 18, 2011
Get the Tufts mug.Bunch of weak girls that pretend to be gangsters like the DPk (dandy polska krew) the true gangsters
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by darek November 6, 2004
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