turtle 

a fucking person that walks to slow in the hallway and can’t decide which direction to go

omg ur a turtle u don’t know how to walk

turtle by morgan 56039 January 11, 2020

Horse Turtle 

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

Horse Turtle by BBrown08 April 3, 2009

tardy the turtle 

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)

"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle

tardy the turtle by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

3 headed turtle 

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

3 headed turtle by e873 December 3, 2009

Turtle fuck 

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!

Turtle fuck by Jolecage June 18, 2008

Turtle Meat 

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.

Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.

Turtle Meat by I Jurcough January 24, 2009

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008