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Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants
“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”
by ClickClackRat January 31, 2021
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palm top tiger

The nickname awarded to the beautiful Taiga Aisaka from the absolutely amazing anime Toradora.
Its a battle for top dog. Takasu the thug versus the palm top tiger!
by Kiripima April 14, 2021
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Tiger Cologne

the SEXIEST cologne ever to be worn..
Tiger smells spicy but musky at the same time.
from Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier
expensive but definetly worth it C:
Girl says;; OMG he was wearing Ed Hardy's Tiger cologne last night--it made me want to give him love bites and claw his back !!
by Life, Love, Luck May 16, 2008
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Labor-Tooth Tiger

The Labor-Tooth Tiger toils around the clock, and will often times go without eating, sleeping or socialization until the task is completed. Common characteristics of the Labor Tooth Tiger include dry-wall dust in the hair, paint-splattered t-shirts and grass-stained tennis shoes. The Labor-tooth can most often be found in their natural habitat of Lowe's or Home Depot, but are sometimes spotted in smaller hardware stores and specialty shops, depending upon the task at hand.

The Labor-Tooth prides itself on a job well done and will routinely "overkill" a project to ensure that every "worst case scenario" is addressed. Therefore, a project that is originally estimated to take five days, frequently results in a month or more of household disruption. This "overkill instinct" can sometimes lead to restlessness and conflict between the Labor tooth and the significant others in his life. However, the Labor-Tooth will always win any conflict situation dealing with home repair projects, as he holds all the power tools firmly in his grasp.

Older Labor-Tooth Tigers are usually easier to find in the wild because of the loud groaning noises they make upon rising to a standing position. Additionally, the older Tigers' stripes have faded to a gray color and their reflexes are slightly slower than their younger counterparts.

Labor Tooth Tigers are extremely handy to have around, especially when a toilet overflows, or a hole needs to be patched in a wall. Nearly extinct, the Labor Tooth cautiously guards their homestead and runs off all "for hire laborers."
"Hey where's Dave?"

"Oh he's at the hardware store again."

"He's such a Labor-Tooth Tiger..."
by elac September 21, 2009
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tiger-stripes

stretch marks located anywhere on the body for women with curves
booty & breasts stretch marks
tiger-stripes
by Chameleon17 July 27, 2012
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I had sex with Tiger Woods too

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
by yobrova December 20, 2009
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Tamil Tigers

A terrorist organization in Sri Lanka that began in 1970 as a student protest over the limited university access for Tamil students.
The Tamil Tigers sought to establish an independent Tamil state called Eelam; they relied on guerrilla strategy including terrorist tactics that targeted key government and military personnel; the Tamil Tigers also perfected suicide bombing as a weapon of war.
by Dancing with Fire April 9, 2013
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