Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

by David K David June 1, 2016

tossing sevens

When you're in colorguard (or anything) and you're SEVERELY KILLING IT. Even if your tosses technically aren't sevens. (Sevens stay in the air for seven seconds)

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME OUT THERE VRO I WAS TOSSING SEVENS

by TossingSevensSevenDaysaWeek June 29, 2017

Toming

When you wait outside with your drunk friend to make sure they get in the rideshare you called for them.

Where's Drew?
He's outside toming with Mandie so she gets home.

by SpankySpeedy December 22, 2018

aroma-toking

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

by tina miller April 24, 2008

Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

christoffer tsingos

A name that is commonly known as Gaylord, but in Sweden we just say Christoffer Tsingos to let our low intelligent people know what we are talking about.

1) Wanna go on a date?
2) Aren't you a Christoffer Tsingos?
1) ....yes....
2) Then no.

by Oliverboi February 15, 2018