tooties

Noun: A lady or group of ladies. Adjective: May be put with other words to describe a fun, lady-oriented event, i.e. tootie-tastic

We're leaving the boyfriends at home tonight and making it a tooties only night!" "There are way too many tooties in this bar." or "Seriously, your birthday party last year was tootie-tastic.

by iveymo September 10, 2010

tootsie rolling

Leaving a large group of your female friends, to go to another room and talk for prolonged periods of time with a boyfriend or guy you are interested in.

See cupcaking (for males).

Julie stays tootsie rolling with that new guy, Gary. It was supposed to be girl's night out...he is pretty cute though.

by Threfty March 7, 2010

tootsie roll

a tiny penis due to jumping in a creek

haha did you see walts tootsie roll

by lmfaolol January 18, 2010

tootsie pole

The state of a stripper pole after a stripper somehow rubs up anally against it.

"What, you want me to say my name is Candy? You want me to do the Tootsie Pole?"

I contemplated getting a Hep C vaccination after accidentally grabbing a Tootsie Pole during an impromptu dance at a puerto vallartan strip club.

by Dirty Pinis November 26, 2007

Bald and toothless

One who lacks hair and teeth, and thus resembles an overgrown baby. Often pronounced with an "f".

The bald and toothless boy angered the teacher with his comments and slouching posture.

"I am not bald and toofless!"

by Sprago January 19, 2009

tootsie roll

The little poo that hangs from your ass and seems to take forever to produce

Aww. I worked so hard only to make a tootsie roll

by JOE CORRAO October 26, 2007

Tootie Fruity Substitute

a gay ass substitute teacher!

when i said tootie fruity substitute i made a beast fall in a arcade basketball machine.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003