Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.
Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .
by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019
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Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.
Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?
by Kevbotthelezbot June 10, 2013
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frogging around

A folksy, polite way of saying “farting around”.
We were just frogging around all afternoon with nothing to do.
by Kherj December 28, 2020
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Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.
I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.
by bluenorther August 22, 2012
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Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say
Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it
by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022
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WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...
"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."
by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008
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CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG
My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.
by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021
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