fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

by KVMAN October 9, 2007

machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

by plow girl May 24, 2014

fall on some titties

When you smokin blunt after blunt after blunt and you just want some titties

Homeless guy: "Hey you guy's got something planned for tonight?"
Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."

by blackdudeatconveniencestore69 March 22, 2015

Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.

Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!

by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006

big tittie goth girl

women with big black hair that have big titties

look at that big tittie goth girl

by drakebellsuckz May 7, 2018

sweet bird titties

titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance.

SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever!

by HOLY GOAT THROATS! April 30, 2006

Fuck My Titties

Also referred to as FMT, is a song written by local band Tonic Rapture, FMT has also been used as an exclamation.

1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!

2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!

1. Andrew- Hm you should try and climb that wall!

Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!

Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!

Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!

KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....

2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)

by Bepsrockk July 7, 2011