Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
by Himindoors November 24, 2018
Extremely close. A mixed metaphor (of "razor-thin" and simply "tight") commonly heard from television news reporters during election season, referring to the closeness of a race between candidates.
News anchor: "As you can see here, John, the presidential race is holding at 47 percent for each candidate. It's a razor tight margin."
by rk96 November 07, 2012
To await further instructions.
by AaronGob July 25, 2006
combination of tight taken from uptight and ass taken from asshole. A tight ass is someone who could be uptight in a negative way.
by Drew Gray December 04, 2005
This is the appropriate way to used the term "brick" in it's adj. form to describe something which is very, VERY cold.
by Travelinbeat August 06, 2006
The tight asshole of an inexperienced gay man that needs to be stretched so you can fuck him harder.
by Mr. Freetime December 31, 2019