Theifternet

(Noun) Pirating wi-fi from a neighbor and thusly gaining Internet access.

"Man, I'm glad my neighbor doesn't have a security code for his wi-fi, I've been on the theifternet for 3 whole weeks.

by Anavryn2003 March 11, 2009

Word Thief

Some one who tries to lay claim to someone else word, phrase or lexicon.

Hey that person is a word thief, I made up that word already, have been using it for years!

by King Wiley October 4, 2008

Birthday Thief

Someone who steals someone else's birthday

Hey, your birthday is on the 21st?

Yeah....

Mine too!

You, sir, are a BIRTHDAY THIEF.

by IAmNotABirthdayStealer April 5, 2011

wage theft

When your employer/boss/manager breaks the law by not paying you all you're entitled to get. Not paying overtime, not paying minimum wage, deducting money from your paycheck, not reimbursing you for expenses, not paying you on time, paying "under the table", misclassifying you as an independent contractor, etc.

Lisa server broke a couple of bottles when she tripped on the way to the customer's table. At the end of the week, Lisa noticed that her manager deducted the cost of the bottles from her paycheck and remembered about wage theft.

by Solid Rep April 19, 2014

Meme theft

When someone finds a funny meme on the internet and shares it to others without giving credit to the original creator of the image, or claims to be the creator of/own the meme.

Person 1:"Ay man, check out this meme I made!"
Person 2:"Cool."
In group chat:
Person 2:"Hey guys I made a new meme" *shows a meme made by person one*
Person 1:"But I made that meme, that's meme theft!"

by DefinitivelyMemeExpert August 12, 2017

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 18, 2003

grand theft auto

Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.

Grand Theft Auto owns my life.

by I like stuff March 23, 2005