by The worst English student January 21, 2022

When a guy gets done cumming
And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants
And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants
Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout
by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.
by Joe Redifines The Universe October 1, 2008

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

by Jbob April 27, 2003

by Crazyjesse2 March 26, 2011

When someone talks about someone else in a way that would suggest that they had slept with someone, but had in fact not.
Dude 1: I banged her so hard last night!!!
Dude 2: Haha!!! Really?
Dude 3: Man... you're all talk and no trousers
Dude 2: Haha!!! Really?
Dude 3: Man... you're all talk and no trousers
by BigBadDoc July 28, 2012
