Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.

Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*

by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019

Brass

A prostitute aka sex worker.

That crystal chick is such a brass bro!

by AM98 August 23, 2022

Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 5, 2022

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.

They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.

by anonymous January 28, 2022

Brass Symphony

Either a group of guys all performing Rusty Trombones in a circle. Or, A group of three or more couples all performing Rusty Trombones.

Receiving is so much better than giving.

by CRB January 20, 2005

Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021