Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

Krunker Frog

Terminology for the 12yo’s who reside in KB saying they were false banned for hacking when in reality they were hitting more heads than John Wick

dojin is a krunker frog

by syctis March 15, 2021

frogging around

A folksy, polite way of saying “farting around”.

We were just frogging around all afternoon with nothing to do.

by Kherj December 27, 2020

WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...

"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."

by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

frog eyed

The effect of some drugs (acid, magic mushrooms, mdma etc.) When your pupil's dilate and give you a black glassy look to your eyes.

Did you see billys eyes yesterday? Yeah man he was still a frog eyed this morning

by AstroTripAdvisor February 2, 2017

Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.

Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?

by Kevbotthelezbot June 9, 2013