Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.

Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.

by valleymd March 18, 2010

Boy Flu

Prison slang for inmates who have gotten AIDS while in the joint

Did you hear about Ohio Roy? He got the Boy Flu been hangin in Block D and doin the down low.

by zoobreath3 January 29, 2021

Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.

Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.

by mechabb June 8, 2011

Boos flu

A state where a Human catches a virus know as the boos flu (originating from animals). This virus cause one to laugh at any joke whether it's funny or not. Over time the laughter gets so out of hand that one's system can no longer take it and shuts down, therefore leading to death

Sophie got the boos flu last night, sadly her brain found humor at random times therefore leading to her passing

by Ozatech July 5, 2020

trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.

Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".

by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.

“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”

by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020