textass

Texting while driving is Russian Roulette.

Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.

Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.

Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.

Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.

Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

texting tourrettes

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes

jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

by juliandorothy January 16, 2012

Textibitionism

A sexual fetish for sending pornagraphic pictures of oneself via text.

A lot of exhibitionists are practicing textibitionism with their cell phones these days!

by wastabwoy December 11, 2012

Textinality

It's ur personality via text.

I never do get her textinality.

by Been trying January 4, 2013

texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014

texting talker

1.- A person who writes a lot on chat with people but doesn't necessarily mean that talks a lot by phone or in person. Usually he or she doesn't.

2.- A sociable person only online (most of the times).

Ex:

Victoria: Sean is always so quiet in class.

Sarah: Yesterday, We were chatting a lot but he barely said Hi today.

Victoria: He is a texting talker for sure.

by Andres Martini June 26, 2014

textimental

When you are touched by, enjoy or are perplexed by a text that you think about it for so long you forget to reply.

Joe: Hey Jill, did you get that text I sent you last week where I professed my love for you?
Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.

by Trizla July 8, 2016