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stalk-texting

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.
"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"
by liesel June 11, 2006
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dirty texting

Texting with another person with the aim of causing sexual arousal. Similar to dirty talk, but texting.
Vanessa is meeting with her boty call after class.. In the meanwhile they are dirty texting...
by juanma885 September 22, 2011
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Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text
"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"
by Bookbanana February 4, 2016
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Texte

(Pronounced like /teste/) A persons who is texting on their phone and not paying attention to where they are going.
Did you see that? That texte just walked right into a fountain! What a gonad!
by foolm2 August 14, 2011
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texting

STUPID!! the worlds worst invention that can only break up relationships and tear people further apart
The following dialouge is a representation of two typical people texting about a typical subject:
person 1: what are you doing on saturday?"
person 2:"NOTHING!"
person 1: "oh, wanna hang out?"
person 2: "sure lol"
person 1: "what's so funny, you're a jerkface never talk to me again"
by R. E. Tarded February 25, 2009
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texting

A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.
Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?
by ~C January 27, 2009
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textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown
unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous
by Lindsey J D July 28, 2007
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