testicears

earings that hang like balls

JR's ears look like testicears because of his earings

by dunsky83 March 14, 2010

Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.

Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?

by Casekeibs April 21, 2010

Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).

He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.

by Herovillain December 2, 2010

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good

Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic

by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015