Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants

Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout

by Jigglykayak February 08, 2018

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 04, 2023

Savoury Trouser Trout

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

by Joe Redifines The Universe August 06, 2008

Trouser Snake

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion

Trouser Snake or relating to a male dramatic role played by a woman

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

Mexican Trouser Burn

When you're wrestling and you get a rug-burn on your genitals

Ouch, dude, I need to go splash some cold water on my dick, I just got a Mexican Trouser Burn.

by Crazyjesse2 March 10, 2011

All talk and no trousers

When someone talks about someone else in a way that would suggest that they had slept with someone, but had in fact not.

Dude 1: I banged her so hard last night!!!
Dude 2: Haha!!! Really?
Dude 3: Man... you're all talk and no trousers

by BigBadDoc March 12, 2012