tool 

Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

tool by slashfairy August 19, 2007

tool 

A means to an end. an object to achive a goal

i used a hammer(a "tool") to reconstruct my dick.
i used a soldier (a "tool") to fight my dirty war
i used tool (the band) to realise who i was

tool by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

Tool 

3 Diffrent meanings

1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.)

2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit

3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan

Tool has 3 diff meanings

Tool by Joe Smith 2 January 17, 2008

TOOL 

noun. a person (more then often a man) who is used on a regular basis.

Chris did exactly what his baby mama told him to do in order to get some poonani. what a tool

TOOL by _spadez February 18, 2009

tool 

One who believes they are informed but are in fact being used either by society or mass media

A wigger ; Anyone who is a fan of britney spears ; a hammer; Someone who only owns clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch , American eagle, or hot topic; Goths; people who hang out at malls.tools

tool by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

Tool 

One whom doesn't grasp reality.
Constantly requires attention, but in negative ways.
Distant from reality.
Queer, homosexual, possible transexual.

Handz couldn't grasp figure out why his girl friend would meet an older guy at the beach late at night, what a tool.

Tool by hiddenvalleyranch April 30, 2009

Tool 

someone who thinks there cool,a poser. Every Girl falls for the Tools even though they suck

me: have you heard of MxPx
tool:yeah arn't they really heavy

example # 2

random person: alice cooper is creepy
tool:how could you find alice cooper creepy

Tool by hxcsteve May 21, 2009